Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020
A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017