Crackteens 

1) A teen crackhead

2) When you water down cocaine into a saltine square shape and sell it for that shape and consistency

“Yooo dude look at all those crackteens across the street!”

“Nigga look at the coke I got it’s all cracktine crackers”

Crackteens by bongsandbooty66 August 13, 2018

Crackensack 

Crackensack is what some people call Hackensack (NJ) because of the drug issues you can find in many parts of town. The city isn't really as bad as people make it out to be, but for the county it's in (Bergen Co, near NYC) it's a hot spot for people around the area to buy and sell drugs.

Hackensack is the largest city in Bergen County, NJ

P1- Yo, you know where i could score some crack and weed
P2- You can probably just take a drive down to Crackensack and find something
P1- Is it safe?
P2- Only if you make it out to be.

Crackensack by RedGunz December 7, 2009

crackens beak 

Ugly, strangely shaped vulva.

as pierre was working his way down her body, slowly kissing as he went down. he gently pulled her pink lingerie to one side, and saw that she had a fanny like a crackens beak.

crackens beak by El presidente... February 23, 2010

crackensack 

n. a quick 5-minute wash in a sink or shower, undertaken by a male, to ensure specific key areas of the body are at their very freshest before meeting up with members of the opposite sex. Can be paired with a titsenpits, or done independently.

Also known as crack'n'sack, crack-n-sack, or crack & sack.

I was running late to meet my girlfriend, so I went with a quick crackensack instead of a full shower.

crackensack by McGrobb September 19, 2011

cracktionship 

A romantic relationship formed strictly because one partner has difficulty finding crack and the other partner has a constant supply of crack.

Methany was going through with-drawl so she got into a cracktionship with Cooter.

cracktionship by Earleene March 9, 2018

cracktress

A mattress with the sheets lazily and haphazardly pulled off resulting in a person sleeping on a raw, fully exposed mattress. The sheet is often bunched up, in the middle of the mattress.

“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”

cracktress by madebooty April 13, 2021

cracktent 

Content that is considered “crack” or absolutely fucking bonkers. It’s almost as if you are under the influence of cocaine while creating the content.

(example 1)

Man: what the hell you make this time?
Boy: I made some cracktent; it doesn’t make sense but it’s entertaining as fuck!

(example 2)
Boy: Hey everyone, i’m a cracktent creator and welcome to my youtube channel!

cracktent by skullero December 24, 2022