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Cracker Hacker 

When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.
I was fucking this girl last night that was so loose I had to use the Cracker Hacker just to feel anything.
Cracker Hacker by Two Tone May 20, 2008
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A guy goes by the names image, stick, ygv, bhnrus5 and Vegas.
He is the most brilliant hacker and cracker ever been and this is why he should have a page of he's own on Urban dictionary.
The hacker cracker motherfucker just hacked my pc.

Crackersacker 

There goes one of those crackersackers

crackerjacker 

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
crackerjacker by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjacker 

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
crackerjacker by the illusionist September 23, 2003

Crackerjacker 

Someone of a different race who screws over a white person during an illegal transaction.
That crackerjacker just stole my damn money and I ain’t got no weed tonight.

crackerlackerpoopars 

a really random word I made up when i was bored
um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars