crack slap

When you are doing crack and fucking a girl in the ass, spit on her bak then she turns around and bust on face, then slap her in the face with your penis.
Bob did a crack slap with your mother last night!
by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006
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Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim
by Phantom with pants August 19, 2011
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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