When you are doing crack and fucking a girl in the ass, spit on her bak then she turns around and bust on face, then slap her in the face with your penis.
by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006
Get the crack slap mug.it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
Get the what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac mug.When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011
Get the Crack dick slap mug.A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".
by ISDBdefinitions June 10, 2020
Get the Back slap and crack mug.1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap
by efelly2 September 16, 2019
Get the Click clack give my nutsack a slap mug.cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
by Snuffy January 31, 2005
Get the cracklapper mug.Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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