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crack drink 

An act performed at an outdoor social event, such as a festival or fair, during which one individual pours an alcoholic beverage down their back whereby the liquid flows over their naked buttocks and through the anal crack and into the mouth of a second individual positioned below the first, normally on his or her back.
Hey Ernie, get on your back and I will pour you a mint julep crack drink… while our friends cheer, “Crack drink! Crack drink!”
crack drink by Vegas boys April 26, 2022
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Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.
Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink
Crank drink by karmazon April 18, 2009