crabky

many things like "crazy" and "retarded" or even "cranky"

"That amazing guy has been acting quite crabky today!"

by Creator Of All Fake Things February 2, 2023

i’m crabby

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

crabknuckle

When you wiggle your fingers to stimulate a woman’s vagina area but keep all of your fingers bent as tight as possible.

The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!

My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.

by jacktoothedmarlin March 15, 2019

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

by nc2016 October 22, 2016

crackyap

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

by Lunicus December 14, 2006

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008