cows fly
the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.
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My Cows Can Fly
Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."
"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
My Cows Can Fly by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007
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pigs and cows don't fly
a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
pigs and cows don't fly by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2012
Flying Cows
A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.
*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.
*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.
Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.
Flying cows: I will follow you.
Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.
Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.
Flying cows: I will follow you.
Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.
Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.
Flying Cows by Aeirion, Mmmmm.. that guy. February 28, 2009
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