best animal in the world DO NOT use as a negative comment e.g 'You stupid COW!' i myself am a cow and am offended when evil people get called cows i want to be called a cow n yet no-one seems to call me it so in the future please use cow in this way,
'hey jess you mad moo cow'
by jess (mad moo cow) June 8, 2005
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1. A word that can stand for "Crazy Old Woman."

2. A word to describe a person with a fat ass.

3. A large animal that can be made into beef.

As such, it's a double-whammy as an insult.
1. "My granda has kind of turned into a cow..."

2. Get out of my way, you stupid cow!

3. The cow said "moo."
by Tiger911 January 9, 2009
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a disturbingly fat lady with extremely saggy breasts and enough rolls to fill a bakery.
"EWWWW!!,OMG a naked cow is on the loose!!
by quintin June 26, 2004
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A wise creature that understands the three tenants for enlightenment: (1) know the moo; (2) feel the moo; (3) be the moo.
Guy: You're a cow.

Girl: Thanks. I know.
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"
by Ashley and Chloe 4 ever April 18, 2013
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a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie
this cow to the seat i saved
by Kalopa Falopa May 10, 2008
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