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courtesy wash 

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
She ragged on you about washing your hands? Why didn't you do a courtesy wash?
courtesy wash by Taliesinson July 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 23, 2008
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courtesy wash 

Washing your hands in a public bathroom, only because someone else is in there too.
Even though I was in a hurry, I had to do a courtesy wash so that Johnson didn't think I was completely disgusting.
courtesy wash by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

courtesy wash 

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.
"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"

Courtesy Wash  

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
Courtesy Wash by kwamenace March 30, 2009

Courtesy Wash 

Same principal as rhe Courtesy Flush . Somebody would request a courtesy wash to another person who has not bathed for several days. If a person smells like death or some other sordid smell , request a courtesy wash.
Hey buddy, how about a courtesy wash? You smell like ass!
Courtesy Wash by cballznhoney June 24, 2008

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026