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courtesy wash 

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
She ragged on you about washing your hands? Why didn't you do a courtesy wash?
courtesy wash by Taliesinson July 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 23, 2008
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courtesy wash 

Washing your hands in a public bathroom, only because someone else is in there too.
Even though I was in a hurry, I had to do a courtesy wash so that Johnson didn't think I was completely disgusting.
courtesy wash by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

courtesy wash 

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.
"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"

Courtesy Wash  

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
Courtesy Wash by kwamenace March 30, 2009

Courtesy Wash 

Same principal as rhe Courtesy Flush . Somebody would request a courtesy wash to another person who has not bathed for several days. If a person smells like death or some other sordid smell , request a courtesy wash.
Hey buddy, how about a courtesy wash? You smell like ass!
Courtesy Wash by cballznhoney June 24, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026