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courtesy wash 

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
She ragged on you about washing your hands? Why didn't you do a courtesy wash?
courtesy wash by Taliesinson July 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 23, 2008
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courtesy wash 

Washing your hands in a public bathroom, only because someone else is in there too.
Even though I was in a hurry, I had to do a courtesy wash so that Johnson didn't think I was completely disgusting.
courtesy wash by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

courtesy wash 

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.
"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"

Courtesy Wash  

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
Courtesy Wash by kwamenace March 30, 2009

Courtesy Wash 

Same principal as rhe Courtesy Flush . Somebody would request a courtesy wash to another person who has not bathed for several days. If a person smells like death or some other sordid smell , request a courtesy wash.
Hey buddy, how about a courtesy wash? You smell like ass!
Courtesy Wash by cballznhoney June 24, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026