Counselor Steve 

A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.

Counselor Steve by Nathan44294 June 20, 2010

Counselor Stennis 

The villainous camp counselor (played by Eddy Schumacher) in the inspirational 1987 film, Ernest Goes to Camp.

"You're going to learn to swim, the Stennis way!"

Counselor Stennis by DomPij March 19, 2005

Singles Counselor 

A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.

Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.

Singles Counselor by Shuddder April 3, 2009

School Counselor 

Annoying people that don’t care about your life. In other words, people paid to look like they give a damn, but actually only care about the money. They show you pathetic posters and ask you how you feel, but when you answer fine, they dump crap into your answer and ask you to elaborate. They also forcefully ask you private information and say the information is safe with him, except the counselor is the one person who keeps on making you talk about what you don’t want to.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?

School Counselor by Ol_olhag April 16, 2019

school counselor

Someone who will pry all the private details of your life, and if you refuse, you will fail school.

Ben: Have you talked to the school counselor?
Joe: I lost my innocence in life.

school counselor by a very smart guy 67 May 6, 2026

grief counselor 

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

grief counselor by sheila in the car January 31, 2010

camp counselor 

A person who spends their summer working at a camp (think cabins and small children). These individuals fall into three categories; people that like working with children, people that use to go to the camp, people that like to drink with the people in the first two categories. These employees make almost no money and therefore have some external motivation for working at camp.

One of the perks of being a camp counselor is the great tan you get while working outside, a downside are the small children that might drown while you tan instead of life guarding.

camp counselor by MarxMyWords May 11, 2006