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cougar tooth

A synonym for "schwoogie"; can also be used in the presence of stupid niggers because they're too dumb to know what the hell you're saying
Neumann is a lazy, 40 drinking, fried chicken eating, car stealing, crack smoking, nigger loving, chauncey moon cricket silverback ape cougar tooth.
by Philbo Faggins May 2, 2005
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Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.
Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!
by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011
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toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.
The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.
by bullet88 June 17, 2009
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