Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
by Art Corr June 6, 2020
A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.
by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 4, 2020
The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.
by MoronicMaureen December 25, 2009
Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
by YesQuite December 19, 2009
by Full nudes January 15, 2023