When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme
by Blackman in a chef hat August 26, 2015
A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 27, 2010
Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018
A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
by givesies February 22, 2018