A stylish sub-brand from Coach introduced in 2009 and aimed at materialistic teenage girls and young women. The Coach Poppy collection includes handbags (purses), wristlets (called little things), shoes, tees, and jewels. It is a "fresh and spirited...fierce and vibrant" kind of brand. Coach Poppy bags/wristlets are more colorful and shinier than regular Coach products (since teenage girls are naturally attracted to bright, shiny objects and will buy all of them). Not only do the colors and glitter attract them, but the males as well, since most of the material girls that carry these bags/wristlets are super hot. A beautiful girl with a Poppy bag over her shoulder and a wristlet on her arm will get all the boys staring at her.
the most awesome coach ever. One who is very reliable and always has everything you need. They teach you the crucial things about life, and you credit them for everything you have accomplished.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.