A mean woman who sits on the couch all day smoking cigarettes/drugs doing nothing but complaining about the problems in her life that she chooses to do nothing about then don't even put out at the end of the day
Man that chick my friend hooks up with is one hell of a couchdragon
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).