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Corporate Terrorist 

1. Corporate terrorism are crimes committed to create more consumers. Such as fraud, the spread of misleading propaganda, and bribing politicians to pass bills that force people into become consumers.

2. A terrorist action that creates widespread panic, and nervousness and results in the loss of rights and/or monies.

3. Corp-terrorist~ VERY extreme capitalist who resorts to violence, or fear mongering to spread panic in everyday citizens in order to coerce them onto their side or to buy something to make themselves feel safe.
Corporate terrorism is America’s most active terrorist movements. It is also the least prosecuted.
"Those fucking Corporate Terrorists took away my rights with that Patriot Act!!!"

Guy 1: "Wanna watch some Fox News?"
Guy 2: "No, I am full up to here of that corporate terrorism bullshit."
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Corporate Civil Terrorism

Corporate Civil Terrorism is a pattern of non-violent, systematic coercion in which an organization weaponizes its civil and administrative authority—discipline, policy enforcement, internal legal positioning, payroll and assignment control, reputational records, and termination power—to compel employee compliance through credible threat of economic and career harm. A pattern where a company uses its own administrative power — HR discipline, PIPs, policy "compliance," termination threats, and internal legal positioning — to intimidate an employee into submission through fear of economic and career destruction, while making every coercive move look like routine management ("it's just policy," "it's just performance").
Distinguished from ordinary bad management by its deniability architecture: each individual action looks defensible on paper, but the aggregate pattern functions as a systematic intimidation regime. The coercion hides in plain sight because it's dressed in process language.
Borrows the intimidation-and-coercion logic from federal terrorism law (18 U.S.C. § 2331) but substitutes economic threats for violence, career destruction for physical danger, and procedural legitimacy for secrecy. The employee isn't afraid of being hurt — they're afraid of being destroyed financially, professionally, and reputationally, and that fear is enough to override any rational attempt at self-advocacy.
"I filed for an ADA accommodation and two weeks later got a PIP I'd never been warned about, then got told if I didn't accept an assignment 90 miles away with no reimbursement guarantee I'd be terminated for 'job abandonment.' Every email from HR sounds perfectly reasonable until you realize the only options they give you are submit or get fired. That's corporate civil terrorism — they don't need to threaten you with anything but paper."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016