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When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.
*At a Barbeque*

Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...

Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.
Condog by condogs January 13, 2010
someone who gets sides tracked from something easily
Kurt didnt make the song cause he is a condog
condog by billy preston June 10, 2008
A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield
Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes
Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019
A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield
Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes
Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

cheesy condog 

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away
Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese
cheesy condog by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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