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When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.
*At a Barbeque*

Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...

Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.
Condog by condogs January 13, 2010
someone who gets sides tracked from something easily
Kurt didnt make the song cause he is a condog
condog by billy preston June 10, 2008
A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield
Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes
Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019
A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield
Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes
Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

cheesy condog 

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away
Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese
cheesy condog by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026