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Earlier this month I went to the beach with my gf and as we got there, a bunch of guys came next to us and said to my gf that I'm a nerd and a fag and started hitting on her.
I got cared and she starter yelling saying I wouldn't defend her.
They took her to near the rocks and I followed them, but I was too scared to do anything.
There were 6 of them, they filled every single hole of my precious thing with cum and made her cry so much while they raped her. I was there and there was nothing I could do. They left and I went to talk to her, because I was sorry.
She forgave me and hugged and kissed me, I got fulll of cum all over my body and mouth too.
we're all ok now but I can't live with knowing and having seen what happened there. What should I do, /b/?
by Yokonued May 16, 2009
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by PI boys 2020 September 27, 2020
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Copypasta
Me :
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My friend:
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by BlackPeopleAmirite? April 30, 2018
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The Hitman Copypasta
Ah well, I guess I'll just contact the mods and get your IP.
Unfortunately for you, this has been a slow month, so I have a lot of free time. I rarely kill for pleasure nowadays, but you pissed me off enough. Expect me in a week.

Created by /b/tards on 10/7/2013
You see that new Copypasta out there?
Yeah, the Hitman Copypasta one? Im pretty scared dude.
by m00tykins4 October 8, 2013
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CopyPasta Babe (also copypasta bae)

An individual (often female) who loves copypasta. Takes every opportunity to spread, share and quote their favourite copypastas.
A: *posts copypasta*
B: Wtf, shut up ur so annoying

A: Not my fault I'm everyone's favorite CopyPasta Babe
by saviour June 7, 2021
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The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.
I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.
by UwUltimateDoge September 13, 2021
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A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
by Zman12345 May 20, 2014
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