A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
by Gahmuret July 22, 2006
A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.
My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!
by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008
by They call me mr tibbs! March 11, 2011
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
by b_bold November 18, 2009
by Shmoozums January 6, 2006
All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!
by Little miss outgoing! November 13, 2007
Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.
by ladeela April 3, 2009