by okay big boy September 18, 2019
the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 7, 2013
A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 29, 2020
When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
by sinbadsaharah December 14, 2012
When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
by Picholas February 5, 2018
Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
by Oofles May 31, 2018
by JarrusAeterna June 1, 2011