cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 9, 2022

Cooter Chugging

The act of drinking the liquid emitted from a woman's vagina while squirting during intercourse or masturbation.

Marco excitedly donned his rain poncho and positioned himself for some good ol' fashioned Cooter Chugging when she told him she was ready to cum.

by RoosterGirl May 31, 2019

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 5, 2020

Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

by l4ljavs August 5, 2021

Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014