coonile
a coonile is baltimore slang for words like puss, vag, cooter, coochie, cooter cat, or a vaginal opening.
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Coonilingus
1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.
2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
1.
"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."
2.
"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."
2.
"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009
Coonley
An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.
Coonley by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019
Coonie Pete
Coonie Pete by joeyjojoshebidoo December 3, 2006
coonilla
A cross-breed between a racoon and a gorilla in which a human is somehow born and has similar teeth to that of a gorilla and the eyes of a racoon.
Beware, this species is known for it's tom-foolery.
Beware, this species is known for it's tom-foolery.
Coongler
A must have for coongling. Best poaching tool ever made from the deepest, darkest conrner of a racoons' nightmare! High quality coonglers are made from no less than 30g steel cables intricately crafted into a maple staff to wrangle dirty coons, like south western vermin on the borders. This allows you to properly beat their beanlike fucking brains out with out ruining the quality of the fur!
That nasty fucking pack of dumpster rats keep getting my lot dirty! So I'm going to get my coongler and beat them outta existence!
Coongler by Creepytrapperguy April 8, 2019