coon dog

commonly misreferred to as steve; rare creature that dwells in the black light infested rooms and can be seen writing in highlighter; refers to flat rimmed hats as "fresh" and often compares them to crisp apples; prefers to drink only out of a "das boot" and can be heard yelling obsceneties at 3 in the morning
Did you see Coon Dog ruling the pong table at that partay last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
by LNSB November 07, 2007
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Coon Dogging

I was coon dogging that chick last night and it was so hot. The corn dog wasn't half bad either.
by triceratits April 03, 2009
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Coon-dog

A cross between a sneaky racoon and a ugly dog. used when describing someone that is sinister and ugly. although this is the base difinition for the word it can also describe other qualities from either a racoon or dog such as smelly, dirty, sly, etc.
"Hey, I saw that! you sneaky coon-dog you."
"how could you!? your a little dirty coon-dog"
by BiG RayII May 07, 2009
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carolina coon dog

ratchet black people that fight in their local restaurant.
Wow! There's a couple Carolina Coon Dogs fighting in that KFC!
by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 04, 2017
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don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
by HelenHar July 22, 2008
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Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
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coon dog mash

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
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