coolcat 

A word used by middle-aged men to describe someone who is cool. 'Coolcat's' will often listen to vile dad rock, i.e. Status Quo. The term 'coolcat' can also be used in a sarcastic manor, directed towards someone who believe they are cooler than they actually are.

'Hey, what's wrong? Is your dad not enough of a 'coolcat' to be hanging around at your school prom?'

'Oh your boy friend is a bit of a bcooooolcat/b with that flowered shirt, isn't he?'

coolcat by bob the homosexual July 21, 2006

Coolmathgames 

a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child

Mr. Marijuana: "Timmy, are you playing video games while you're supposed to be doing math?"
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."

Coolmathgames by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

coolmath

the heaven of games to play at skool coolmath

yo nigga lets go on coolmath
alright bet

two dumb Floridian kids

coolmath by sdvbxfhmgj,hk. June 1, 2018

coolwater sandwich 

Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.

1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"

2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.

coolwater sandwich by sd70mac December 15, 2011

coolmathgamesboi 

A small TikToker who simps for Sophie

Hey did you see coolmathgamesboi new video

coolmathgamesboi by Me on August 6, 2020

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

coolatsa coolini by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata 

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

Double Glazed Coolata by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014