Coochibetus

a man who has gone without coochie on his dick for far too long

Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.

Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.

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Someone who is a "pussy" or someone who hasn't received pussy in a long time making that person the "pussy" aka Coochibetus. (adjective)

1. "Bro don't be a Coochibetus."

2. "Imma do it bro I'm not a coochibetus"

3. Bro's such a Coochibetus

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coochiedust774

when she has coochie crumbs 🙄

when a lot of coochiedust774 fall out of her coochie.

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"Woah, Eric! That shirt of yours is coochietastic!"

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person 1: hey! who smells like fish?

Chad: i think is Parrish, she has a bad case of stankyeus el coochieus

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