The act of having a stroke in the middle of writing a social media post
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from the latin root con, meaning with, convfefe signifies that you have tiny hands and can't type properly.
Melania, will you come here before I make a fool of myself on the Internet and convfefe?
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Accurate coverage of a rambling, incompetent political figure clearly in over their head.
Donald J. Trump: "Despite all the negative press convfefe"
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Falling asleep during ranting on social media.

Mixture of complaining and the word confession. First used by Donald J. Trump at around 11.50pm on the 30th of May 2017.
It's not true, it's just that I convfefe.... oh forget it. I am tired and full of itBonne nuit!
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Covfefe: (noun) fake news coverage designed to slander the POTUS because he hurt your fefes (feelings)
"CNN is still convfefeing their Muh Russia narrative despite it being a debunked far-left conspiracy"
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The specific strain of syphyllis (Treponema pallidum, subspecies convfefes) carried by the President of Russia. If left untreated, causes particularly severe dementia symptoms.
The candidate's doctor report claimed that "he tested positive for everything". It turns out this included convfefe.
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1. To question how something is even possible? convfefe
I'm in a convfefe over how our 45th President was elected?
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