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The act of having a stroke in the middle of writing a social media post
by tbonehenry May 30, 2017
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from the latin root con, meaning with, convfefe signifies that you have tiny hands and can't type properly.
Melania, will you come here before I make a fool of myself on the Internet and convfefe?
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by awoloz June 01, 2017
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The specific strain of syphyllis (Treponema pallidum, subspecies convfefes) carried by the President of Russia. If left untreated, causes particularly severe dementia symptoms.
The candidate's doctor report claimed that "he tested positive for everything". It turns out this included convfefe.
by Deepstate9 June 01, 2017
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Falling asleep during ranting on social media.

Mixture of complaining and the word confession. First used by Donald J. Trump at around 11.50pm on the 30th of May 2017.
It's not true, it's just that I convfefe.... oh forget it. I am tired and full of it โ€“ Bonne nuit!
by bmI4fun May 31, 2017
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1. (noun) A type of drink made consisting of hot coffee usually served with a condom and added flavorings.
"After all the negative media coverage.... convfefe"
by Mr. World Peace June 08, 2017
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