Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
by Farmer Jakr September 20, 2022
by C.T Tracy December 21, 2022
An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.
by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018
Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.
This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'
'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
by Correctspeeling January 31, 2010
When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"
Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
by Calamity_Cookie July 13, 2015
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler March 31, 2011
A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015