A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle
The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.
by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013
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One of the major parts of the United States federal government that contains 2 parts: the House and the Senate. Also, members are usually designated to the Republicans, the Democrats or to an independent party. They are pretty powerful since one of their major functions is passing or repealing laws that can effect the entire country. These people work long and hard to try to take away your freedoms every single day by passing more and more laws and bills that are completely useless and unnecessary. These people also tend to act like idiotic butthurt teenagers with too much power in their hands.

These politicians are so butthurt that they will shutdown the government if no one agrees with their views. Logic and reasoning, as well as actual facts and data won't get through to them. One such case is Nancy Pelosi who stated that every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs. The major flaw with her statement is that in 2009 (the year that she stated that), there were only 316 million people in the United States and yes, she said millions. This is one of the examples of the failures of Congress.
Congress consists of 2 parts: The House and the Senate and this branch of government is filled with nothing but butthurt children with too much power and are idiotic to boot. This, of course, is a pretty terrible combination for the country.
by Digital Preacher January 9, 2015
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As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by MeowKittehFace April 9, 2011
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If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?
by Andy May 6, 2004
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A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.
Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.
by rawr101 May 26, 2006
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The opposite of progress (pro- and con-)
Jessie: So what did Congress do today?
Chad: Nothing. Just like the past 10 years...
by rosey27172 June 5, 2020
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Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.
I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.
by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004
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