confectionary drive-by 

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

confectionary drive-by by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

confectionary distributor of the anal variety 

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

confectionary distributor of the anal variety by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Stupendous Confectionary 

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

Stupendous Confectionary by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

Stupendous Confectionary 

Think of this as the Gucci version of the rinsed Poundland term sweet one. Stupendous confectionery is an exaggerated term used to compliment people nowadays.

Jay: Ayo pree that ting over there she’s sweet ahlie.

Tyrique: yhhhh bro coming like one stupendous confectionary

Stupendous Confectionary by Onlyandrxa July 12, 2019

Scrumptious Confectionary 

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

Scrumptious Confectionary by confectionary November 24, 2021

Stupendous confectionary 

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

Stupendous confectionary by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021