A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones