mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

by Chilli Kingmaker August 15, 2022

Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.

I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!

by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021

Con Air’d

(V): to make a wild assertion and double-down on its authenticity despite an overwhelming abundance of contradictory evidence and logic. Otherwise known as “Pulling a Vinnie”

Did he admit that he was wrong?

Hell no, the dude straight Con Air’d it all night.

by REOScorpio March 25, 2021

Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.

Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

con scene

A perfectly imperfect relationship between a Pisces and an Aquarius.

"You're a con scene, your ego and booze will be your downfall."

"You're a con scene, take your clothes and rip em rip em off."

by ConScene June 29, 2017