Commie tears 

The most salty and delicious treat that comes from butt hurt commies.

This delicacy comes from the commie's eyes. To ectract the commie tears you can : Bring up basic economics, Communism failing everywhere it has been tried, their relationship with their father, mass starvation and napalm(God, I love napalm).

John: "I'm running low on commie tears. Hey Bill!"

Bill: "Yeah?"

John: "Communism has failed everywhere it has been tried."

Bill: *Cries commie tears*

John: "Nice."

Commie tears by Spongey_lad October 31, 2020

commie tears 

commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers

me and mark had 6 other friends over we all jerk off into a cup and commie tears with our friends

commie tears by ancientalienrockdweller September 6, 2021

commie tears 

Similar to Male tears, AKA semen, and it's usually drunken by butt hurt Yankees.

Yankee:Communism doesn't work *Drinks commie tears*

commie tears by Billy MacBigBollocks April 20, 2018