Commie tears

The most salty and delicious treat that comes from butt hurt commies.

This delicacy comes from the commie's eyes. To ectract the commie tears you can : Bring up basic economics, Communism failing everywhere it has been tried, their relationship with their father, mass starvation and napalm(God, I love napalm).

John: "I'm running low on commie tears. Hey Bill!"

Bill: "Yeah?"

John: "Communism has failed everywhere it has been tried."

Bill: *Cries commie tears*

John: "Nice."

Commie tears by Spongey_lad October 31, 2020

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commie tears

commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers

me and mark had 6 other friends over we all jerk off into a cup and commie tears with our friends

commie tears by ancientalienrockdweller September 6, 2021

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commie tears

Similar to Male tears, AKA semen, and it's usually drunken by butt hurt Yankees.

Yankee:Communism doesn't work *Drinks commie tears*

commie tears by Billy MacBigBollocks April 20, 2018

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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