The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!
by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011
Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 11, 2014
An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 23, 2007
Commercial Company: n./slang: term for trashy, street-level, female prostitutes (lot lizards) who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Same as lot lizard, but less derogatory. (Commercial company is the term lot lizards commonly use to refer to themselves -- they never call themselves lot lizards.)
Same as: lot lizard; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)
Same as: lot lizard; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)
"Commercial company channel 25, any drivers needing some commercial company go to channel 25." (Lot lizard broadcasting on CB radio channel 19)
by PF Smith October 23, 2007
The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.
I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.
by Wolfman22 September 30, 2010
A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.
by An anonymous kitten January 22, 2022
by James Rebound January 22, 2017