com'n

Come on but cooler

Typically used for internet clout and laughs

“Awww com'n , I drop kicked the child in self defense!”

com'n by B BB B October 9, 2021

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Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestry.com nerd by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

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CoM Nine

Any somewhat decent looking girl at your local community college (like College of Marin) who, despite being just a 5 or a 6 based on normal standards, is much more attractive than the rest of the female student body, making her a 9 or above solely thanks to relativity.

"Even with that cleft lip she's definitely a solid CoM Nine!"

CoM Nine by Thizzcobar September 23, 2011

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-Nerds who used to get thier underwear hung from the flag pole who grow up to mistakenly join the marine corps to further embarass themselves by having sex with transexuals with their radio wave induced shrunken testicles.
-A jew with a radar.

Person 1: Damn dude, I think I pulled a com nav.
Person 2: Yeah, that chick was definately a man.

com nav by Peacock Seal Mclovin April 3, 2008