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Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.

Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Columbus Hick: Columbus is the best place in the universe
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
by Biffffffffff August 03, 2006
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The capital and largest city of Ohio and for some reason, is the 16th largest in the U.S. It is a nice place to live but this college town suffers form a low profile and hardly any identity (at least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame). Its known for absolutely nothing, except the Buckeyes of Ohio State University, one of the largest universities in the United States.
What the heck is in Columbus?
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Out yonder in Georgia.
Columbus aint in no Ohio. Columbus out yonder in Georgia. I know on a count of my cousin stay out yonder. She work at the bank. She a teller.
by Lakeisha Henderson November 09, 2007
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Dave Thomas opened his very first Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburger Restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. The name was his youngest daughter's nickname. She lived down the street from me in Upper Arlington. Upper Arlington has had 94 state championships in all sports. I don't believe any school in Ohio is even close to UA.
"i have no examples"
by dylan knisley February 04, 2005
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the middle of nowhereseville.

Population: fanatic buckeye fans

Night Life: None to speak of
I'm from Columbus... so I moved out.
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1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.
Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2005
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Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.
I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.
by exitandpanic January 12, 2007
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