Columbus, OH

A town populated by prom date dumpster babies. Only care about "Thee" Ohio State University... cause I mean what they hell else can they enjoy, it's Ohio?

Hey should I go to Columbus, OH this weekend?

Only if you want to see a bunch of prom date dumpster babies running around.

by FIRExNECK December 9, 2010

Oh, columbus!

An exclamation one uses after shitting on the floor of Ace Hardware.

"I dunno man, he just yelled 'Oh, columbus!' and I took the rest of the day off."

by nottheacehardwareshitter September 3, 2020

Columbus, Ohio

A "Swiss cheese city" riddled with countless suburbs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: "I heard you are from Columbus, Ohio."
Person 2: "Well, technically I'm from Bexley, it is located right in the middle of Columbus, but is its own city.

Ex 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, I live in Columbus, Ohio"
Person 2: "Columbus Columbus, or some suburb of Columbus?"

by Hug13ful September 26, 2018

Columbus, Ohio

A city in central Ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Columbus is currently the 15th largest city and one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 5, 2006

Columbus, Ohio

The only approximate equivalent to the deepest level of hell achieved on Earth.

Chicago man #1: "Hey bro im going to COLUMBUS, OHIO"

Chicago man #2: "you dead as hell on foe nem"

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead July 12, 2022

Columbus, Ohio

The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.

Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.

by [e-mail] August 17, 2008

103B Offramp in Columbus, Ohio

a nightmare in physical form

"Gay people and minorities go to the 103B Offramp in Columbus, Ohio"
"yeah"

by averagedolphin April 11, 2021