The third Instalment in the “Learningblocks” franchise that airs on CBeebies, this is a computer-animated show that is practically just Alphablocks and Numberblocks but involving colours and shapes instead. Unsurprisingly, it has a terrible Fanbase which mostly consists of Numberblocks /GoAnimate / Scratch fans who act the same as they have always done. It’s likely this Fanbase will worsen over the years as the show (as of when this is being written) is still fairly new.
Fan - How dare you hate Colourblocks! You go and like it right now or you’re grounded for a million centuries!
Me - I have the right to dislike the show if I wish.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*