(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
by silver2500 December 14, 2010
a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.
by dirtbikechick October 4, 2008
by bizzle207 April 12, 2010
A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)
Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!
by TigerX May 6, 2005
Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college?
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!
by Ram Rod July 31, 2008
Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.
We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.
Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.
Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.
by Mike Chris Bill Andrew November 25, 2007
n; (1) A place for students to gather to study their respective academia, meet new people, and engage in learning and intelligent conversation.
(2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.
(2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.
(1) Douglas majored in guitar and music, which really shows because he is a phenominal player now. He also seems to be reading a lot and engaging in intellectual discussion.
(2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams."
(Blake, at college): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."
(2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams."
(Blake, at college): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."
by tito puente August 31, 2006