cold one

Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)

The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.

by MichaelPietrzykowski December 21, 2008

cold one

A drink featured at Homestar Runner. It seems to be Strong Bad's favorite drink.

"A one that is not cold is hardly a one at all."

by ssbmeleemaster June 6, 2003

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

cold one

a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)

I had a cold one before dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2008

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 24, 2003

cold one

A slightly alcoholic drink found in glass bottles that can be measured by it's "coldness properties"

Oh man, now that's a nice cold one!

by M_Kitsune June 21, 2003