colander

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.

1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.

by omi January 26, 2009

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 10, 2018

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 12, 2012

like sugar in a colander....

when a massive crowd is funneled into a small passageway.

courtney kelly and michael mcswain are like sugar in a colander.....

by royal robinson August 05, 2011

Colandate

The act of using a colander.

"Oh I just colandated the pasta"
"Can you colandate the pasta for me?"
"While I'm colandating the pasta can you take the garlic bread out the over?"

by WordWizzard42 April 08, 2023