Cokered

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.

"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."

by Project AV April 15, 2013

Cokerized

To be overwhelmed with apathy. To lose confidence, vitality, and aggression, especially in the face of a heart-breaking loss.

I used to get ticked off when the Hurricanes would lose, but now I've almost come to expect it. I've been Cokerized.

by CanesAreAble September 05, 2006

cokerized

To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.

I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.

by Romulox September 19, 2006

coker

1.The last name of Myself.
2.The last name of my family as well.

"What are we doing tonight?"
(random person) "I don't know, I think we are going to Coker's house."

by Coker July 06, 2004

Coker

A kind of panda bear that looks and speaks like a human. He tends to drink lots of Mountain Dew and makes inhuman noises. He knows everything there is to know about anything music related.

Damn Coker, stop playing so much yugioh and gimme some Mountain Dew

by xzawkx August 10, 2011

coker

the perfect combination of good friends, playing poker and doing copious amounts of drugs, mainly cocaine.

" yo man, coker or poker tonight "

" i dont got shit tomorrow, so coker it is! "

" somebody tell dyldo! "

by Steltran April 30, 2008

Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.

I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.

by Vortex April 28, 2003