Coke can

1)cock: a penis that has the girth of a Coke can. coke can cock

2)man: nickname of a guy with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

1)I was bleeding everywhere afterward because Nick has a Coke can cock!

2)Nick is a Coke can man!

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

Coke Can

An alluminum type of soda can, (not nessesarily being of any particular drink product) that is modified by bending into a certain shape in order to form a well area where pin holes are poked for the purpose of usually consuming free-base cocaine or crack cocaine. Many consumers prefer this method because the crack butter is easy to extract from a can.

I got the shit but we need a coke can.

by lagunapete July 23, 2009

Coke can

n.A huge chunk of feces left in the bog that cannot be flushed away

"You'd better not go to the bathroom right now or you will have to clean up that coke can in the bog."

by Jason de la Mason August 17, 2008

Coke Can

When you and your Indian (has to be Indian) partner pull out a can of coke and shove it up each others ass until one of you scream out in Agony.

Me and Raj were playing Coke Can last night, I won.

by BigDaddyGary August 26, 2017

Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by

Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy

by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020

coke can

How to measure one's manhood by its size.

Height, girth, and volume.

No need to use a yard stick, coke cans would be adequate.

(Kalil's ex-wife famously described his manhood as being like two Coke cans on top of each ther, maybe even a third)

Last night, half a coke can did it for me .

by momentsbylori January 7, 2026

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

by BDAdmin March 24, 2009