Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.
Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!
by universaldonkey October 27, 2007
when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.
by arthur hawthorne January 5, 2011
A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
by Joe Iron February 16, 2008
A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.
Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
by Däni September 29, 2007
Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.
"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"
"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"
"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"
"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"
"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"
by Please Use December 30, 2011
An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.
by js1207 August 15, 2019
A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.
Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019