Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

by SUMFURRYTHING June 27, 2016

Coffee Is A 100% Legal Drink Most Commonly Drinken By “Finnains”

“Hey Fin Wana Go do Math?”
“Nah Coffee’s cheeper”
“I ment meth..”
“I know”

by NotRayden September 4, 2019

One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

by Andrew Cham December 28, 2005

A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.

Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!

by Darebear1998 January 4, 2019

N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 7, 2009