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congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
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Drake's Coffee Cake 

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.
GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

The Devil's Coffee Pot 

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.
"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

teacher's coffee test 

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.

Allen's Coffee Brandy 

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua
When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.

Marylou's Coffee 

A chain of about 25 coffee shops in the Massachusetts area. Known for sweet coffee creations,pink cups, and cute girls. Friendly service, delicious, and cheaper than starbucks
If you want a job at Marylou's Coffee, you better be hot.
Marylou's Coffee by briguy87 April 28, 2011

Dutchman's Coffee 

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.
"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"
Dutchman's Coffee by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009