coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 19, 2018

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019

coconut girl

mari and kavs

wow mari and kavs are such coconut girls

by cocogirlduh May 15, 2021

Coconut balls

When a person (man or woman) is so courageous, they can only be described as having balls the size of coconuts.

"Holy shit, he punched that mugger right in the face!"

"Yeah, he's got some coconut balls."

by invisible_23 September 26, 2017

Coconut 75

Bad

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.

by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020