retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!
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walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!
christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 02, 2008
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roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy October 18, 2003
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