Cock wad 

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

Cock wad by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017

cock-wad 

The female chicken who is used as a support for the gigantuan penis of the master rooster in the chicken community. Used to describe a down-trodden person. One who is put apon.

That Tracey's a cock-wad. She's got not self-respect.

cock-wad by Julia Worley August 11, 2003

cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls

I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle

cock-waddle by Robbie Wrabetz May 3, 2008

Cock waddle 

The walk you do when you have a boner and you don't want anyone to notice.

"Hey whys that guy walking funny"

"Oh I think he's doing the cock waddle"

Cock waddle by The dumb ass down the street January 31, 2020

Cock Waddle

A dickwad

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle

Cock Waddle by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025

Wade Grahm Long-cock 

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

Wade Grahm Long-cock by Zarcry January 3, 2009

cockwad

degrading name for someone that is perceived as having a diminished capacity, e.g. a moron, an idiot, etc

Bloody cockwad doesn't know how to drive. His momma definitely should have swallowed that load.

cockwad by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011