Cock Stand

The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.

"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."

"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."

Cock Stand by basedgod69 May 8, 2012

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Cock-Sand

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.

No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.

Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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